Five years ago today Al Gore
phoned George Bush to formally
concede the presidency. Since
then the United States has
suffered it's worst ever
terrorist attack, become
embroiled in a disastrous
foreign war and bungled the
response to a natural
catastrophe. So what is the Bush
legacy after half a decade? Is
he a ruthless Machiavellian or a
bumbling puppet? A devout
idealist or a cynical
opportunist? A disaster or a
mild disappointment? Here, six
top American commentators - from
the left and the right - deliver
their verdicts
Tuesday December
13, 2005
The Guardian
Jacob Weisberg
George Bush seems less likely
to be remembered as a disastrous
American president than as an
ultimately insignificant one.
Despite his ambition to reshape
American politics and society in
the order of a Reagan or a
Thatcher, Bush has presided over
a period of national and
economic drift that more closely
resembles the forgettable reign
of his father.
The main goal of the Bush
presidency was to transform the
American electorate by creating
a durable Republican majority.
Karl Rove, the architect of
Bush's political career in Texas
and Washington, has drawn an
implicit analogy between his own
role and that of the legendary
fin-de-siècle political boss
Mark Hanna, who served President
William McKinley in the 1890s.
Hanna was McKinley's
political brain in the way Rove
is Bush's. McKinley was an
affable, not-too-bright former
congressman when Hanna helped to
elect him governor of Ohio. In
1896, Hanna raised an
unprecedented amount of money,
and ran a ruthless and
sophisticated campaign that got
McKinley to the White House. One
could go on with this analogy.
McKinley governed negligently in
the interests of big business
and went to war on flimsy
evidence that Spain had blown up
the USS Maine.
The key to McKinley's success
was the alliance Hanna forged
between wealthy industrialists
like himself, who provided cash,
and workers, who provided votes.
In the Bush version, the rich
again provide the cash and
religious conservatives provide
the votes. The wealthy have been
rewarded with tax cuts, the
evangelicals with hard-line
conservative policies on
abortion, gay rights and a
school prayer. Bush's
re-election victory last year
seemed to vindicate his and
Rove's strategy of attempting to
turn the country to the right.
Though it was hardly a
landslide, Bush did, unlike in
2000, win a genuine, popular
endorsement of his policies.
But a year later, that
re-election victory looks like
an aberration, explained more by
factors such as a weak
Democratic opponent rather than
any sea-change in American
politics. Less than a year into
Bush's second term, his approval
rating has fallen to less than
40%, which approaches the nadir
for any modern president at any
moment in his tenure. This has
happened at a time when the US
economy, usually a reliable
predictor of presidential
popularity, has continued to
grow robustly, oblivious to
Bush's irresponsible fiscal
policies and neglect of global
competitiveness issues
surrounding America's education
and health care systems.
Many things have gone wrong
for Bush, most notably
everything that has happened in
Iraq since he declared "Mission
Accomplished" in the spring of
2003, but the underlying problem
is his relationship to the
rightwing constituency that
elected him. Bush's debt to his
big donors and to religious
conservatives has boxed him in
and pitted him against the
national consensus on a range of
issues. It has proven impossible
for Bush to satisfy both the
militant conservative base and
the eternally moderate US
electorate.
The president has never
understood the brilliance of
Ronald Reagan's way of dealing
with this conflict. Reagan
managed to appease the religious
right with rhetoric, without
actually forcing retrograde
changes on divisive social
issues. Reagan also placated
conservatives by challenging the
growth of the public sector.
This is a theme Bush has
soft-pedaled, preferring to
allow federal spending and
deficits to rise.
Whether because he is less
adroit or because he truly
believes what he says, Bush
seems able to appease his
conservative evangelical base
only by surrendering to its
wish-list. He has caved in to
conservatives on issues
including stem-cell research,
pension privatization and the
teaching of "intelligent design"
in schools. With his most recent
Supreme Court nomination, Bush
has given in further, creating
at least the appearance that he
is trying to get enough votes to
remove the constitutional
protection for abortion rights.
Through such choices, Bush
propels his increasingly
beleaguered administration
further towards the right-hand
margin - a place where his party
cannot win future national
elections. Possessed of the
notion that he had won a mandate
for radical change and enshrined
a new governing majority, Bush
lost sight of the eternal
moderation of the American
electorate. Now even rock-ribbed
conservatives who face
re-election next year are
running away from any
association with Bush because of
his unpopularity.
When it comes to America's
relations with the rest of the
world, the damage Bush caused
may take longer to repair, but
his historic influence is
unlikely to be any more durable.
He will bequeath to our next
president the remnants of a
negligently planned entanglement
in Iraq, but not any coherent
American approach to foreign
policy or international
economics.
· Jacob Weisberg is
the editor of Slate.com and the
author of the "Bushisms" series
Kathleen Parker
The marriage between
President George Bush and his
base is like any other - fraught
with tensions and imperfections.
So much so that, to appraise his
popularity with those who brung
'em to the party, one might need
to think in terms of the Ford
Theatre's most infamous drama:
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
how did you like the play?"
Other than Bush's
"fiddle-de-dee" Scarlet O'Hara
approach to deficit spending
("I'll think about that
tomorrow"), an immigration
policy that threatens to turn
the US into a private piñata for
Mexico's president, Vicente Fox,
and a fuzzy relationship with
the religious right that has
even Catholics lurching for the
balcony ... he's still got a
full orchestra pit.
Those most willing to give
him a pass on domestic issues
tend to be those who think it is
critical that a Republican
president restore conservatives
to the federal courts, or who
believe that the war in Iraq is
of paramount importance, or who
think both. And there still are
plenty who do. These are the
folks who, though they may share
everyone's dismay that the war
has dragged on at greater cost
in blood and money than many
expected, tend to see the war in
Iraq as part of the second world
war: not just a skirmish over
oil or an exercise in
daddy-revenge, but as a systemic
approach to an enduring problem,
a theatre in a wider war against
a new and virulent fascism.
But his domestic policies
have been a mixed bag - so that
the conservative party has
become divided over the central
question of what it means to be
a "conservative". Is it about
protecting unborn life or
keeping government out of
personal decisions? Is it about
preserving "God" in the Pledge
of Allegiance or about freedom
from all belief? Is conservatism
about controlling government's
appetites or about feeding the
beast in the name of national
security, even at the expense of
civil liberties?
Thus, contradiction and
paradox have become bedfellows
in the Republican party's
sleepover for the past five
years. And much of the confusion
stems from Bush's seminal
decision - with the approval of
the Congress, we feel compelled
to note - to invade Iraq. It is
hard to make a case for fiscal
conservatism when you are
underwriting a war. It is hard
to keep government small when
the mandate to prevent another
9/11 results in the creation of
a mammoth new bureaucracy such
as the Department of Homeland
Security.
Bush's spending habits cannot
be blamed entirely on the war.
To true conservatives who vote
Republican because they prefer
limited government and low
taxes, the president spends like
a day-wager on a three-day
drunk. His is the visionary
perspective of a man for whom
perfectionism is neither flaw
nor pathology, but an achievable
goal. Combine that philosophical
perspective with the
money-is-no-obstacle legacy of a
born-rich kid, and you see Bush
in New Orleans following
Hurricane Katrina, no longer a
mere compassionate conservative
but His Majesty Comus astride
his Mardi Gras float, tossing
gold coins to the homeless and
hungry.
Bush enjoys the further
distinction of increasing
spending more than his
Democratic predecessor via
passage of the pharmaceutical
drug bill in 2003 - the largest
entitlement since Medicare in
1965. And then there is his "No
Child Left Behind" package that
enhanced the federal
government's role in education
more than any measure since the
1960s.
Which is to say, a large
portion of Bush's Republican
base feels betrayed - even if
some of their pain has been
eased by recent reports of a
healthy economy, new jobs, and a
20-year low in unemployment (5%
as of this week). The tax cuts
didn't hurt, either.
Bush's greatest failing may
be his continued wooing of
illegal immigrants at a time
when his biggest supporters want
secure borders and for whom
Bush's proposed guest-worker
programme is a euphemism for
amnesty. His argument that
"guests" will do the work that
Americans are unwilling to do is
viewed as an insult to the many
citizens already waiting tables
and cleaning hotel rooms, and
suggests the same disconnect
with working folk that plagued
his father, who failed to
recognize the scanner in a
grocery store.
Not surprisingly, the most
steadfast of his supporters are
social conservatives who applaud
Bush's court appointments -
surely his most lasting legacy.
By the end of his second term,
Bush will have appointed more
than half of the Appellate and
US district judges. He is also
more than likely to fill three
seats on the US Supreme Court,
including Chief Justice John
Roberts, Judge Samuel A Alito Jr
and at least one more, possibly
the multiple-niche-filling Viet
Dinh, a Harvard-educated
Vietnamese-American law
professor and former assistant
attorney general.
Only Baghdad Bob would insist
that Bush is doing swimmingly at
his five-year marker, but only a
pessimist would deny that the
night is still young. The next
three years may be enough time
for Bush to reach an acceptable
level of success in Iraq, which
has to do more with leaving
Iraqis in charge than in
defeating every last insurgent/
terrorist. In the meantime, the
president has accomplished much
of what he promised, from
arranging conservative courts to
imposing trickle-down economic
policies. Those distressed by
his performance must have been
dozing when the curtain rose on
The Bush Show, Part II.
· Kathleen Parker is a
political commentator whose
weekly column in the Orlando
Sentinel is syndicated to more
than 300 US newspapers
Howell Raines
At this point, the policy
legacy of George Bush seems
defined by three disparate
disasters: Iraq in foreign
affairs, Katrina in social
welfare, and corporate influence
over tax, budget and regulatory
decisions. As a short-term
political consequence, we may
avoid another dim-witted Bush in
the White House. But what the
Bush dynasty has done to
presidential campaign science -
the protocols by which Americans
elect presidents in the modern
era - amounts to a political
legacy that could haunt the
republic for years to come.
We are now enduring the third
generation of Bushes who have
taken the playbook of the
"ruthless" Kennedys and
amplified it into a consistent
code of amorality. In their
campaigns, the Kennedys used
money, image-manipulation,
old-boy networks and, when
necessary, personal attacks on
worthy adversaries such as Adlai
Stevenson and Hubert Humphrey.
But there was also a solid
foundation of knowledge and
purpose under girding John
Kennedy's sophisticated
internationalism, his Medicare
initiative, his late-blooming
devotion to racial justice, and
Robert Kennedy's opposition to
corporate and union gangsterism.
Like Truman, Roosevelt and even
Lincoln, two generations of
Kennedys believed that a certain
amount of political chicanery
was tolerable in the service of
altruism.
Behind George W, there are
four generations of Bushes and
Walkers devoted first to using
political networks to pile up
and protect personal fortunes
and, latterly, to using
absolutely any means to gain
office, not because they want to
do good, but because they are
what passes in America for
hereditary aristocrats. In sum,
Bush stands at the apex of a
pyramid of privilege whose
history and social significance,
given his animosity towards
scholarly thought, he almost
certainly does not understand.
Here is the big picture, as
drawn by the Republican
political analyst Kevin Phillips
in American Dynasty. Starting in
1850, the Bushes, through
alliance with the smarter Walker
clan, built up a fortune based
on classic robber-baron
foundations: railroads, steel,
oil, investment banking,
armaments and materiel in the
world wars. They had ties to the
richest families of the
industrial age - Rockefeller,
Harriman, Brookings. Yet they
never adopted the charitable,
public-service ethic that
developed in those families.
Starting with Senator
Prescott Bush's alliance with
Eisenhower and continuing
through the dogged loyalty of
his son, George HW Bush, to two
more gifted politicians,
Presidents Nixon and Reagan, the
family has developed a prime
rule of advancement. In a
campaign, any accommodation, no
matter how unprincipled, any
attack on an opponent, no matter
how false, was to be embraced if
it worked.
The paradigm in its purest
form was seen when the first
President Bush, in 1980,
renounced a lifelong belief in
abortion rights to run as
Reagan's vice-president. His son
surpassed the father's dabbling
with pork rinds and country
music. He adopted the full
agenda of redneck America - on
abortion, gun control, Jesus -
as a matter of convenience and,
most frighteningly, as a matter
of belief. Before the Bushes,
American political slogans of
the left and right embodied at
least a grain of truth about how
a presidential candidate would
govern. The elder Bush's promise
of a "kinder, gentler" America
and the younger's "compassionate
conservatism" brought us the
political slogan as pure
disinformation. They were
asserting a claim of noblesse
oblige totally foreign to their
family history.
But whether Bush the father
was pandering or Bush the son
was praying, the underlying
political trade-off was the
same. The Bushes believe in
letting the hoi polloi control
the social and religious
restrictions flowing from
Washington, so long as Wall
Street gets to say what happens
to the nation's money. The
Republican party as a national
institution has endorsed this
trade-off. What we do not know
yet is whether a Republican
party without a Bush at the top
is seedy enough to keep it
going. Americans have had an
ambivalent attitude toward their
aristocrats. They have also
believed that dirty politics
originated with populist
machiavells such as Louisiana
governor Huey Long and Chicago
mayor Richard Daley. The Bushes,
with such minders as Rove,
Cheney and Delay, have turned
that historic expectation upside
down. Now our political deviance
trickles down relentlessly from
the top. The next presidential
election will be a national test
of whether the taint of Bushian
tactics outlasts what is
probably the last Bush to occupy
the Executive Mansion.
In 1988, the first President
Bush secured office by falsely
depicting his opponent as a
coddler of rapists and
murderers. In 2000, the current
President Bush nailed down the
nomination by accusing John
McCain of opposing breast-cancer
research. He won in 2004 with a
barrage of lies about John
Kerry's war record.
With the right leadership,
the US can stop the
blood-letting in Iraq, regain
its world standing, avert the
crises in health care and social
security, and even bring
disaster relief to the Gulf
Coast. But that's not simply a
matter of keeping Bushes and
Bushites, with their impaired
civic consciences, out of the
White House. The next
presidential campaign will show
us whether these miscreant
patricians have poisoned the
well of the presidential
campaign system. If so, there is
no telling what we kind of
president we might get.
· Howell Raines is the
former editor of the New York
Times and author of a
forthcoming memoir, The One That
Got Away
Kitty Kelley
George Bush became "born
again" when the bottom dropped
out of the oil boom in Midland,
Texas. In the spring of 1984,
the town's bank failed, fortunes
crashed and overnight
millionaires tumbled into
life-wrecking debt. In a
desperate effort to rescue lives
and restore morale, the church
elders invited the evangelist
Arthur Blessitt to stage a
revival. Blessitt was known as
the man who had wheeled a 96lb
cross of Jesus into 60 countries
on six continents. Midland
residents lined the streets
during the day and watched
Blessitt roll his 12ft-high
cross through the boomtown gone
bust.
Bush felt uncomfortable about
attending the revival, but he
listened to the broadcast. On
the second day, he asked a
friend to arrange a meeting with
the evangelist at a coffee shop.
Bush told Blessitt: "I want to
talk to you about how to know
Jesus Christ and how to follow
him."
The evangelist quoted Mark
and John and Luke to George, who
held hands with the two men,
repented his sins, and
proclaimed Jesus Christ as his
savior. "It was an awesome and
glorious moment," said Blessitt.
He later wrote in his diary on
April 3 1984: "A good and
powerful day - Led
Vice-President Bush's son to
Jesus - George Bush Jr.!! This
is great. Glory to God ..."
That conversion eventually
led Bush to give up tobacco,
alcohol and drugs at the age of
40, illustrating the wisdom of
philosopher and psychologist
William James (elder brother of
the writer Henry), who said "the
only radical remedy I know for
dipsomania is religiomania".
Ever since Bush came to
Jesus, his religion has ruled
his life and, as president, his
policies reflect his fierce
religiosity. Within 48 hours of
his first inaugural, he issued
an executive order banning US
government aid to international
family planning groups that
perform abortions or provide
abortion counseling. He also
signed a bill that required that
a fetus that showed signs of
life following an abortion
procedure be considered a person
under federal law. He later
signed a law prohibiting
partial-birth abortion. The
measure, which had been vetoed
twice by President Clinton, was
the most significant restriction
on abortion rights in years.
Federal judges in Nebraska, San
Francisco and New York ruled
that the law was
unconstitutional, but Bush did
not care. He had placated his
evangelical base for his
re-election.
By defining a fetus as a
person, Bush had forced himself
into taking a hard line against
providing federal funds for
embryonic stem-cell research - a
decision that will hamper
scientific research for decades.
Former First Lady Nancy Reagan,
whose husband was dying of
Alzheimer's, urged Bush to back
stem-cell studies. Instead, he
restricted federal funding to
only 60 stem-cell lines, already
in existence. He felt his
compromise was the perfect
political, if not moral,
solution. He satisfied the
religious right while giving
something to moderates in his
party who wanted the federal
government to advance rather
than hinder research into
debilitating diseases.
Bush proposed several
constitutional amendments to
appeal to the 30 million
evangelicals in the US,
including a ban on same-sex
marriage. By executive fiat he
allowed contractors to use
religious favoritism in their
hiring practices. He also asked
Congress to make it easier for
federally funded groups to base
their hiring decisions on a job
candidate's religion and sexual
orientation. The Rev Barry W
Lynn, executive director of
Americans United for Separation
of Church and State, said the
president had instituted
"taxpayer-subsidized job
discrimination" by allowing
tax-payer-funded groups to hire
and fire based on religious
belief.
As president, Bush had
crossed the constitutional line
separating church and state.
Within days of taking office, he
made federal funds available to
faith-based groups that provided
social services. More than
$1.1bn was disbursed by his
administration to Christian
groups. No Jews or Muslims
received funds. Over time, W's
"faith-based initiative" came to
look like a political pay-off to
church groups to keep them
voting Republican. And it
worked. In 2004, Bush was
re-elected by 3.4 million
religious conservatives, who,
like him, oppose teaching
evolution in schools, and insist
on substituting a God-based
version of "intelligent design".
From Abraham Lincoln to
Franklin Roosevelt, all
presidents have invoked
providence and appealed to a
higher power, but Bush actually
sees himself as a divine
messenger. "I trust God speaks
through me," he told an Amish
community in Pennsylvania.
"Without that I could not do my
job." After 9/11, he told
Richard Land, president of the
Southern Baptist Convention, "I
believe God wants me to be
president." After the World
Trade Centre attacks, Time
magazine reported that the
president spoke of "being chosen
by the grace of God to lead at
that moment".
With messianic zeal, Bush
took the country to war in Iraq
against "evil doers" and,
despite the lives lost and
maimed, he, unlike a growing
majority of Americans, has never
questioned his policy.
"Absolutely not," he said during
the presidential debates. "It
was the right decision."
· Kitty Kelley is
author of Family: The Real Story
of the Bush Dynasty
R Emmett Tyrrell Jr
With his detumescent polls,
his unpopular war and his
faltering domestic policy,
George Bush is very much in the
sorry state that an earlier
president, Harry S Truman, found
himself when he left office in
1953. Truman's approval rating
then was 23%, worse than Bush's
present 38%. Truman was in a war
he saw as an extension of the
war against tyranny that his
predecessor, Franklin Roosevelt,
had fought and that Truman had
successfully concluded. Then,
too, he was engaged in
consolidating FDR's New Deal, a
consolidation that earned him
the profound resentment of the
Old Order that he and FDR had
replaced, the Republicans.
Although Truman was viewed a
failure, he is now esteemed as
one of the "near-great"
presidents. He was inspired in
the 1940s by high-minded ideals,
as was FDR, who perceived
Hitler's threat to our
civilization perhaps even before
Winston Churchill. Truman, too,
was an enemy of tyranny; in
March 1947, he told a joint
session of Congress: "I believe
that it must be the policy of
the US to support free peoples
who are resisting attempted
subjugation by armed minorities
or by outside pressures."
This was called the Truman
Doctrine. Today, with minor
emendations, it might be called
the Bush Doctrine. Like Truman,
Bush will be adjudged a failure
or a success on the outcome of
his "support of free peoples".
His foreign policy is his
greatest gambit.
It is not his foreign policy,
however, that explains his
weakness in the polls. At
roughly 38%, it is down from his
natural approval rating of
45-48%. The erosion has been
from his conservative base. He
was elected by the growing
conservative disposition within
America to consolidate the
policies of the first epochal
president since FDR - namely,
Ronald Reagan. As FDR in 1933
began the age of big government
in America, Reagan in 1981 began
the era of alternatives to
government. Bush came to the
White House believing he would
continue the Reagan regime. He
has won significant victories -
for instance, tax cuts that have
led to 10 straight quarters of
near 4% growth in GDP, with low
unemployment and usually low
inflation. He continued the
Reagan policy of free trade with
his Central American Free Trade
Agreement, though he has
occasionally parted with free
trade for political expedience.
With the successful nomination
of John Roberts as chief justice
of the Supreme Court, and with
at least one conservative
justice on the way, he has
continued the conservative drift
in the judiciary.
Yet his conservative base
feels he has failed to keep down
spending. He has failed to
champion various hot-button
matters that ephemerally inflame
each constituent group in the
conservative amalgam: piety for
the people of faith,
deregulation for the economic
conservatives, attention to
immigration for the national
security-conscious. But these
are distractions. The main point
is that Bush has to leave the
presidency with a healthy
economy, which he probably will,
and stability and something like
democratic government in Iraq,
which I believe he is closer to
achieving than his critics
contend.
One thing is certain. He will
leave the White House with many
Americans furious with him, much
as Truman did. Most of those who
seethed at Truman were
Republicans from the Old Order,
with a few conservative
Democrats along for the wrathful
ride. Those who seethe at Bush
are from America's present Old
Order - to wit, Democrats, who
have been steadily losing power
nationwide and who now hold
power mainly in the media and
the universities.
They loathe this president.
They are proud of their anger.
The intensity of this anger is
peculiar. After all, Bush's
domestic policy is not that much
different from Reagan's and his
foreign policy is pretty much in
line with the doctrine that
Truman lent his name to and
which FDR would indubitably have
approved. How does one account
for this dissentious wrath? More
than principle or personal
interest, politics is the domain
of psychological need. In the
case of Bush, the need of a
passing Old Order to have
enemies.
· R Emmett Tyrrell, Jr
is the founder and
editor-in-chief of the American
Spectator
Dee Dee Myers
George Bush is talking again,
and I don't have a clue what
he's saying. It's not that he's
mangling his syntax. That's par
for the course. And while it's
as amusing as it is
disconcerting, I usually think I
know what he's trying to say
(though I do confess to being
stumped by "more and more of our
imports are coming from
overseas").
Bush is talking about Iraq,
which is always confusing for
those of us who like our words
and facts to match. He's saying
he'll "settle for nothing less
than total victory". And I'm
wondering: what in the world is
total victory? Does it mean
large numbers of American troops
will stay until Iraq is a fully
functioning democracy with a
vibrant economy and the
political will to help spread
freedom across the Middle East?
That could take, like, 100
years. Or does it mean that
we'll stay until we stand up
enough Iraqi police officers and
soldiers to claim with a
straight face that they can
handle their own security? That
could mean substantial troop
reductions in time to prevent
total defeat in next year's
mid-term elections. I just don't
know.
But this is a familiar
feeling for me. I think I know
what something means - until I
hear George Bush say it.
My trouble with Bush's words
started early. When he was
running for president in 2000,
Bush said he was a
"compassionate conservative". I
thought I understood compassion
and conservatism separately, but
put them together and it might
as well be cold fusion, a
concept that, I confess, totally
eludes me. Five years later, I'm
still trying to get my head
around it. I guess cutting
income, estate and capital gains
taxes is the compassionate part,
since the cuts really help the
rich, who did have it awfully
tough during the Clinton years.
Or perhaps that's the
conservative part, because I'm
pretty sure that adding $2.4trn
to the national debt isn't.
Neither is vastly expanding
the size of government. Bush
says he's for "fiscal
restraint". But during his first
term, federal spending increased
by $616.4bn - not that anyone's
counting, in the wake of 9/11.
Obviously, I'm not looking at
this right. But even when I
don't count the vast sums spent
on defense and homeland
security, Bush is still the most
profligate president in 30
years; domestic spending alone
is up 36%. OK, so maybe the
Congress is to blame. Even
though Republicans control the
place, they don't seem to have
got the message about "fiscal
restraint"; they passed $91bn
more in programmes than Bush
requested during his first term.
Surely Bush fought hard to slow
them down, refusing to go along
with their mountain of
cockamamie spending measures? Or
not, since he's the first
president since John Quincy
Adams (1825-29) to serve an
entire term without vetoing a
bill.
"Uniter" is another word that
gives me trouble. Bush says he
is one. Granted, he ran a
campaign aimed at dividing the
country, but who can blame a guy
for wanting to win? He decided
early on that he would forget
about building a broad consensus
for his second term. That kind
of talk is for sissies, like
John Kerry. Bush wanted a narrow
victory, 50% plus one - and
that's what he got. But after
the election, he said he wanted
to be president of all the
people, even the dummies who
didn't vote for him. And he
welcomed us to just change our
views so we could all agree
together. That was pretty big of
him.
My list of confusing words
and concepts gets longer all the
time. "Competence" is on the
list. George Bush promised us he
was the first MBA president and
would run the White House with
cold-eyed efficiency. And it's
very reassuring to hear him say
that from Iraq to New Orleans,
the government is doing a "heck
of a job". Ditto torture. The
president says the United States
doesn't torture. Boy, is that a
relief. Now if only I had a new
word for what I saw at Abu
Ghraib. Let's not forget "energy
policy". I'm sure there's a good
reason why Bush's friends in the
oil business ran up record
profits while American consumers
were choking on record prices.
I wish I had Bush's ability
to tell all those voices in my
head to shut up. Maybe I need to
learn his squinty-eyed stare; it
certainly seems to have had the
desired effect on the press
corps. I, too, want to believe
that the world is black and
white, that all problems have
simple solutions, and that
doubts are for the weak and
faint-hearted. I, too, want to
ignore complexity and laugh in
the face of contradictory facts.
I, too, want to be 14 again
· Dee Dee Myers is a
political analyst and
commentator, and a former White
House press secretary in the
Clinton administration